Call it an accident or a moment of dumb luck, but San Diego residents were treated to possibly the world’s most epic fireworks show last night. A “technical malfunction” caused all of their pyrotechnics to go off at the same time. The planned 18-minute show started 5 minutes early was over in approximately 15 seconds. Hope no one blinked. Confused onlookers were sent home and told the show had been cancelled. [Source NBC San Diego]