NASA has big some news. Wanna know what it is? Sorry that’s for them to know and you to find out. First, NASA has to verify the data collected by the Curiosity Rover which the project’s principal investigator tells NPR “is gonna be one for the history books.” But the 24-second news cycle of the Tweeting masses can’t wait that long, so they’ve come up with their own ideas of what the rover found: like Twinkies, Scientology’s Xenu, and a cat (which Curiosity of course swiftly killed). [Source: io9]