All the things the media said "might kill you" in 2014

By David Holmes

Dec 23, 2014 · 0 minutes

Your spam filter.

Your neighbors.

Having a bad boss.

Reading on a screen before bed.

"Erection drugs."

Your next sore throat.

Not following your dream.

Your driving music.

Binge-watching TV.

Korean fashion.

The Internet of Things.

George R.R. Martin.

Snorting caffeine powder.

Too much running.

Connecticut's Museum of the Occult.

Excess milk intake.

Unemployment stress.

Working the night shift.

The caramel color in soda.

Synthetic marijuana.

So remember: Your new 2015 New Year's Resolution is "Don't do anything ever."

[illustration by Brad Jonas for Pando]

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