Mar 9, 2015 · 1 minute

Sen. Lindsey Graham has never sent an email. He's also a member of the Senate Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology, and the Law. Let that sink in for a moment.

Business Insider attempts to rationalize Graham's lack of email experience by noting that he's a 59-year-old man who has "probably had plenty of help in the communications department" during his twelve years as a U.S. Senator.

That's bullshit. All my grandparents are older than that, and they've all sent emails. Most of them are on Facebook! Yet none of them are expected to help Congress navigate the changing technological landscape (or, really, to do much of anything).

A better explanation for Graham lacking even the most rudimentary experience with technology might be that our government is built on incongruity. Just consider a few basic facts about this Congress and the people it "represents":

Something similar is at work here. Just 15 percent of Americans over the age of 18 don't use the Internet. Some choose not to use it, but the reasons many aren't on the Web is because it isn't available or they can't afford it.

That means many people who don't use the Internet would if they had the chance. I suspect that Graham can afford an Internet connection in Washington, DC. I'm also pretty sure he's smart enough to do so -- or at least I hope that he is, anyway.

"I don't email. No, you can have every email I've ever sent," Graham said in a segment on Meet the Press. "I've never sent one. I don't know what that makes me."

It makes you a luddite, sir, and an anachronism.

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