Sep 17, 2015 ยท 0 minutes

Last night, during the Republican debate, the candidates were asked the only question that really matters: If elected, what should your secret service code name be?

Carly Fiorina, the former CEO of HP, opted for “Secretariat,” which is, of course, the name of a racehorse with a giant heart.

Cute.

But the question made me wonder what the appropriate code names would be for other tech luminaries who might one day run for the the highest office.

Hail to...


Jeff Bezos ("Book Worm")
Elon Musk: ("Space Cadet")
Travis Kalanick ("Axe Spray")
John Zimmer: ("Fistbump")
Evan Spiegel: ("Oversharer")
John Doerr: ("Star Witness")
Larry Ellison: ("Nobrow")
Jack Dorsey: ("Bird's Nest")
Chris Sacca: ("Unibomber")
Ron Conway: ("Scoutmaster")
Brian Chesky: ("Methlab")